Kerry Screws Up

Whether you're sporting an elephant or a donkey on your hooded sweatshirt, you must admit that Kerry's reference to Cheney's daughter ranks at the top of the screw-up list. Sure, ole Bush may have difficulties with his stance, prefering to hunch over like a scoliosis victim, and with his facial expressions, staring off into space for endless awkward moments while my knuckles turn white as I'm gripping the edge of the couch praying that he hasn't forgotten how to speak. But Kerry using Dick's lesbian daughter to play up his platform on same sex marriage dropped my jaw. Seriously, I wasn't even able to hear what he said. I agree with an e-mail sent in to FOX news yesterday: "How would Edwards/Kerry like it if Bush/Cheney made reference to obesity in America and used Kerry's wife as the basis for the discussion." Enough said. It's an outrage, and we all know it.