Agraphia Attacks

Ah, yes, the infamous white blog rectangle. Just me, you, and white space. What a shame my mind is spinning like a top, and I feel as dumb as a piece of wood (no comment from the peanut gallery please). Suitcase to pack, bills to pay, and I'm pretty sure that the toilet needs a good scrub. And what do I do? Sit typing absolute nothingness to a nonexistent reader. Hmmm? I better go sit on the toilet while packing my suitcase and paying my bills. Yes, much better use of my time. Adios muchachos!

Bruce and the Neanderthal Man

He sang for Kerry.They followed Bush. Whatever the case, just keep my future safe to make my own choice. 

I.M.O Kelsey November 5, 2004  

Fat Arnold Response

Remember Fat Arnold from the seventies and his deep response to any given topic? Well, in my best Fat Arnold imitation (which really isn't good as I don't have a deep voice nor am I African-American, so use your imagination), I bellow a throaty, "Hey, Hey, Hey," from the depths of my soul, "America has spoken." Cheers to four more years and may they be prosperous, safe, and make our country proud.