I guess I didn't have such a bad day... 

Bird Poop morning

Of course, as you can already predict from today's title, my new black car was just washed and was polished to a high shine, and because of this event, attracted the biggest bird poop I've ever seen--right at eye level. Funny how this white/black splat programs the remainder of one's day....Let's see...I spilled coffee on my white capris, raised my voice to a colleague because he was acting like an idiot,gained at least six pounds because of my gluttonous attack of an Upper Crust lemon bar, and found a colony of earwigs devouring my prized squash plant. All because of bird poop. I just wish it chose to land on that idiot's head.

Sip of Spew

Has anybody noticed
how sad life has become?
Arnold selling out
and his cigar butt on e-bay sale
Viagra sales at an all-time high
It's no wonder some can't keep it up with
impoverished children modeling spokey ribs
beside well-fed, begging Hollywood icons
not hesitating to spend 25 big ones on a Melrose burger and shake
Those Ethiopians don't need no stomach electrodes
not eating did it for them for free
Forget the $39.99 Jenny Craig special
She's a smart one, she is
making bank from discontented, clinically obese Americans
As bad as Kerry, housing a SUV but doesn't drive it
Does this mean he eats fries with Del Monte?
Even with Heinz hanging on the fridge door?
Oh, the Bush bashing and Rumsfeld resentment
Those poor pornographic prisoners
I know several Americans who'd trade places
no wonder life is so sad
Let's turn off the tube
Only read the funnies
Savor a great book
Sip iced
raspberry tea...

Nothing beats summer reading... 

The birth of my blog

I'm feeling rather egocentric. Other bloggers reading my blogs?? Why? Oh well, bloggers must begin somewhere. Here goes. What the blog...