Sip of Spew

Has anybody noticed
how sad life has become?
Arnold selling out
and his cigar butt on e-bay sale
Viagra sales at an all-time high
It's no wonder some can't keep it up with
impoverished children modeling spokey ribs
beside well-fed, begging Hollywood icons
not hesitating to spend 25 big ones on a Melrose burger and shake
Those Ethiopians don't need no stomach electrodes
not eating did it for them for free
Forget the $39.99 Jenny Craig special
She's a smart one, she is
making bank from discontented, clinically obese Americans
As bad as Kerry, housing a SUV but doesn't drive it
Does this mean he eats fries with Del Monte?
Even with Heinz hanging on the fridge door?
Oh, the Bush bashing and Rumsfeld resentment
Those poor pornographic prisoners
I know several Americans who'd trade places
no wonder life is so sad
Let's turn off the tube
Only read the funnies
Savor a great book
Sip iced
raspberry tea...