Bird Poop morning

Of course, as you can already predict from today's title, my new black car was just washed and was polished to a high shine, and because of this event, attracted the biggest bird poop I've ever seen--right at eye level. Funny how this white/black splat programs the remainder of one's day....Let's see...I spilled coffee on my white capris, raised my voice to a colleague because he was acting like an idiot,gained at least six pounds because of my gluttonous attack of an Upper Crust lemon bar, and found a colony of earwigs devouring my prized squash plant. All because of bird poop. I just wish it chose to land on that idiot's head.